Sunday, 9 January 2011

So, jobhunting is going great.

Posted a wee ad on Gumtree. It's great being a female, so many doors are automatically opened for you.

"Hi there,

like the title says; looking for part time work in or around the Glasgow South Side area. Previous jobs have included working as a lawyers office assistant, call centre member, customer service provider (cinema/selling coach tickets) and finally some bar work. If you are looking for a hard working member of staff please get in touch via email below, as have a CV I can forward for your consideration.

Thanks a lot!

Megan"

ONLY REPLIES:

Hi there Megan, you have received a reply to your Gumtree posting "21 year old female student looking for work of up to 15 hours. Resides in Cathcart." (ad# 71552519) from <petervardy@fsmail.net>:
"hi we are in the massage business 4 more details mail me ur mobile number ?"


Hi there Megan, you have received a reply to your Gumtree posting "21 year old female student looking for work of up to 15 hours. Resides in Cathcart." (ad# 71552519) from <davethomas2011@live.co.uk>:
"Would you be interested in adult modelling??

£200 for 3 hours

xxxx"

MY REPLY:

"Yeah possibly, sounds good. Listen though, few questions - I'm actually a hermaphrodite and I have a lot of problems with my legs so sometimes have to use a walking stick (so it'll no doubt be in the photos I send you)

Would this be a problem?"


...Waiting for my reply. To be honest if they are nice enough to hire a hermaphrodite, I might consider it.

8 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! I NEED TO MAKE A GUMTREE POST! That is quite hilarious.

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  2. Haha, I should have guessed though. When you look for jobs on there every second ad is 'actor and actresses needed for adult films'. Clearly a lot of them are just lonely, horny old men who by 'film' just mean recording you on their phone hahah. No thanks. Sure there are plently of legit films being made in Glasgow though hah.

    No, Charis! I don't think you should make an ad. We all know how that will end hahaha. Infact go for it, get rich xxxx

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  3. 200 quid for 3 hours is great, I'd do that. Plus he has 4 kisses in the comment, clearly he cares. DAE IT.

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  4. Here, naw.. you do it. 200 quid and a free rape more like.

    It's fuckin disgusting being up this early.. uni is for poofs.

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  5. I object to your interests! I feel that I might currently be part of Britain at this present moment. ALTHOUGH you can make that your interest when I leave, hah. :)

    Definitely making an advert..

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  6. http://kathleenhanna.wordpress.com/

    HOW DO I FOLLOW?!

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  7. Fuck knows, surely you know more?

    Also.... http://www.usedpantyportal.com/index.php

    LOL?

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  8. ...theres got to be a lot of money to be made from perverts online. Not just porn. but stuff you can do anoymously. Theres too much weird fetish stuff out there, there has to be a way to make buck. HMMMM, ILL GET INVESTIGATING.

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