inspiration for the gym on saturday

gypsies

New pissed jeans 7 inch is defo less angry, this is gay.



obviously still good.

food is my favourite thing in the world

i wish i could sleep cause all i want is for dinner time to come tomorrow so i can try making 'chakalaka' for the first time. Seriously. with tonnes of rice. then maybe ice cream profiteroles for pudding, with white tea and vanilla. i can't stop thinking of food, oh my oh my. oh love of my life, i am yours.

feeling really angry today :(

I fuckin hate people who don't know they're born, people who correct others and talk down to others, people who make assumptions about large areas e.g cities, countries/groups of people even though all they really know is their own space and existence, spoilt brats, people who have been complimented and pandered to so many times that their self worth is sickeningly inaccurate, people who aren't down to earth.. I fucking hate them the most, the Kardashian family, people who have read a few books and think they are philosophers, snobs, snobs, snobs, pseudo intellectuals, people who feel the need to leave Kurt Cobain/Justin Beber comments on every youtube music video, students who talk about drinking as if no-one else drinks and then speak about hangovers as if others don't know what a hangover consists of, men who can't watch a vivian girls youtube video without commenting on how they're hot, fuckin ingrown hairs, fuckin every cunts obsession with designer handbags, sociopaths, money, needing money, making money, thinking of money before bed, people who use others in order to create a certain type of image, abc bouncers, all CPL bouncers, the constant rise in price of 1L bottles of ciders, cystitis, the fact tampons aren't free, the show 'this morning' and how they would never have two people of the same sex presenting because that would be homosexual, people who are sitting on the bus and can't tell the difference between shawlands and sauchiehall street -GET OUT THE FUCKING MEARNS SOMETIMES!, people from newton mearns, the avenue shopping centre, Andy Gray and his pure unfunny jokes, womens' magazines such as Glamour and the fact I bought one yesterday cause i like looking at pretty people, various other anti-feminist propaganda, tights that are too small, tights that are too big, Kesha, Uffie, Jessie J, Ellie Goulding, weak noise pop that is essentially Britney Spears with fuzz, the way "cannonball" by the Breeders in used in every single MTV documentary, phone company 3, ticketmasters poor customer service, wrapping ebay stuff, folk who have had a great life but make out it's been rough to appear hard/deep/gain other social acceptance, people who aren't themselves, shitebag people who make snide statements indirectly, sly people, excessive photography at gigs/social gatherings, busy bars, indie cindys in nice n' sleazies, NME, getting so angry I have to write hate lists to calm down, disaster movie, requiem for a dream, jared leto, the presenter from "sex money and hip hop honeyz", folk who moan about others not fully supporting the glasgow DIY scene without realising they're talking using hierarchy terms and contradicting everything they say they believe in, drifting from old friends, nostalgia, people who question an individuals knowledge in certain bands as if we were all 14 years old again, palm oil, most of the older males in my family, people who slag off the looks of neil lennon and overlook his true sexiness, embarrassing public displays of affection, christmas, winter, snow, people who signed 'save BBC 4 radio' petitions but probably never listened to it anyway, folk who take everything at face value, pettiness, when people fish for compliments and you want to kill yourself in front of them, the 44a bus route, the "match.com" advert where the couple sing to each other about liking the Godfather 3 eeeeuuuggggh, when you get given a shite amount of black pepper, people who don't stop talking about themselves, people who don't stop talking about people who fancy them, when old friends join shite bands and you have to pretend you like them, the need to please, the nhs anxiety and depression GROUP meetings - that was for you DQ, tight jeans on men, tweede, hairdressers, typical hun behaviour, happy people, wee babies with ear piercings - tattoos allowed, greggs, people who eat macdonalds on the bus and make everyone else feel sick, cineworld and the fact they drove odeon into the ground (the old paramount!!), supervisors who sell their soul for an extra 10p an hour, KMR promotions, PCL promotions and their wanky attitude, gentrification in Partick/other west end areas destroying glasgow character, gentrification in general, shite public transport in poor areas, barrheads "shopping centre", every single cunting thing in the world ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Example of a lie and a fact:

IT IS FUCKING SIMPLE DUMB HEARTLESS FUCKS

LIE: We HAVE to increase university fees, cut EMA for school kids from poor families, axe the UK Film Council and as many other arts as possible (we have no other options) in order to save this country from debt; the mistakes that bankers made. However, they can still have their millions of pounds of bonuses for now as it motivates them to work harder and sort out this mess... but yes British cinema and ten quid a week for poor children who stay on at school must go now!!!

FACT: David Cameron has never went a day hungry in his life and so does not care or plainly understand the plight and exploitation of the working classes/poor. Films and art mean jack shit to his small brain because thoughts and expressions don't matter to him, only money. The robot ALSO USES HIS DEAD FUCKING CHILD TO JUSTIFY RUNNING A FASCIST GOVERNMENT. And probably has a bent, dysfunctional dick too.

A VILLE POMPOUS CUNT WHO DESERVES TO BE HUNG DRAWN AND QUARTERED (and the fucking rest of them...) TAKE YER SMITHS VINYL, BREAK IT UP, AND SLASH YER FUCKING WRISTS WITH IT YOU IGNORANT, INBRED, INHUMAN, TEETHY, LYING, MERCILESS RAT.

Just stop talking and remember others exist

Listen. Shut the fuck up. Why do you think people care? You are only about 700 years behind what everyone else already knows anyway. It's not new, so just shut your fucking face. If I wanted to hear it, I'd sit and watch a 13 year olds inexperienced Youtube vlogs all day every day; listening to their shitty theories about life and what is 'cool' music according to them. Why have people been brought up to believe other people want to apprehend every nugget of information about their lives as if they are fucking preachers or important at all. You have no significant problems. No unusual habits - you drink and take drugs? Whoa, so fuck, everyone does. No real life experience. No new ideas. No superior music taste. No unique emotions. Nothing. Fuck off.

So, jobhunting is going great.

Posted a wee ad on Gumtree. It's great being a female, so many doors are automatically opened for you.

"Hi there,

like the title says; looking for part time work in or around the Glasgow South Side area. Previous jobs have included working as a lawyers office assistant, call centre member, customer service provider (cinema/selling coach tickets) and finally some bar work. If you are looking for a hard working member of staff please get in touch via email below, as have a CV I can forward for your consideration.

Thanks a lot!

Megan"

ONLY REPLIES:

Hi there Megan, you have received a reply to your Gumtree posting "21 year old female student looking for work of up to 15 hours. Resides in Cathcart." (ad# 71552519) from <petervardy@fsmail.net>:
"hi we are in the massage business 4 more details mail me ur mobile number ?"


Hi there Megan, you have received a reply to your Gumtree posting "21 year old female student looking for work of up to 15 hours. Resides in Cathcart." (ad# 71552519) from <davethomas2011@live.co.uk>:
"Would you be interested in adult modelling??

£200 for 3 hours

xxxx"

MY REPLY:

"Yeah possibly, sounds good. Listen though, few questions - I'm actually a hermaphrodite and I have a lot of problems with my legs so sometimes have to use a walking stick (so it'll no doubt be in the photos I send you)

Would this be a problem?"


...Waiting for my reply. To be honest if they are nice enough to hire a hermaphrodite, I might consider it.