Small hate list

Small hate list to kick off the day and get the blood pumping:

All WAGS (especially Cheryl Cole, Coleen Rooney and Abbey Clancey), Eamon Holmes, all royalty worldwide (no exceptions), Royal reporters, Ke$ha, Sarah Palin, British people who don't like spicy food, people who bitch about spicy food when they are eating it, fat people who complain about being fat but make no changes, girls who don't eat, Peaches Geldof, Pixies Geldof, Jared Leto, Joseph Blatter, Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby, religious people, "lads", "lads" on holiday, The Sun Newspaper, Danny Dyer, private school kids who dodge tickeys, most private school kids, Britian, Rosie Webster, people who get speedy boarding (dicks!), people who get their parents to pick them up from everywhere, Myleen Klass, people who wear 3D glasses with the lenses out, majority of English footballers, Piers Morgan, the film 'Disaster Movie', 3D films, people speaking/talking/singing/eating loud on the bus, rape - that's quite shite, Allan McGreggor (could apply to previous), T in the Park, John Smeaton, pro-lifers, Ugg boots and people who wear them, girls who have that Mariyln Manroe quote on their facebook, anyone at Glasgow Uni who has the side of their heads shaved with a big Morrisey style curly mop on top, Sasha Grey haters, people who don't like the shop Lush, the smell of Macdonalds, V-necks on men, Fannies who wear those full block colour cotton trackies - looks like the chipmunks?, woman who put the cat in a wheelie bin, David and Samantha Cameron, Nick Clegg, men in loafers, BB pins, pubic hair-less men, the security guard in the Body Shop in central station - you can't move around ya fanny, strawberries, the new St Enoch Centre, people who work in Cult Clothing, people who work in American Apparel, large crowds/busy areas, people who stand with their feet pointing inwards, songs about having money and liking asses, police, Lars Ulrich, British Remembrance Day, people who go to Karbon, Abbey Titmuss, Americas health care system, people who hate on single mums, Ann Coulter, Jane Norman (the shop), MSN articles. More tomorrow...